Christy, you are right - I got on the internet last night and got flustered. I violated one of my rules, which is, "as you age and degenerate, always act as if you're the last to know".
Leslie and I have emailed for years and he is in fact a charming, very smart and funny European. And if he calls me "Mom" again, I will have to go over there and beat him up. (Leslie - I am not really THAT old.)
As far as David is concerned, this is what I get for sitting at a table with him at the portrait convention - I am being teased. David, you really are getting to be too good!