[Chris Saper]

OK these are really too good not to share. I have copied them from the Cennini forum.

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.

"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."

"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"

"The guy was your doctor..."

Modigliani walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "hey buddy, why the long face?"

There are some more here